The democratic movement in Russia, "we" chose a great way to be against it - humor. This is evident today, not without controversy. Who can but the laughter has not yet passed, crying why bother when you laugh ? Dobrochotov novel, the young man with the orange scarf, is now the host of a spectacular show, "Putin heals."
Here's the translation:
I.) novel Dobrochotov: "... Broadcast from \u0026lt;...> - are all gathered here, suffering from nervous disorders, or severe circumstances or just going through a crisis. Today she got a unique opportunity to turn to Vladimir Putin personally to him to ask his question, to get his support or his advice, his diagnosis and finally to address the problems, "the young man
1: ." Dear VV [polite form of address in Russian, abbreviated here], lately I have a crisis, does not work for me, everything falls out of my hands. What should I do? ! Please help me, "Putin
[all items have all been said before in fact in public, recorded and played back in action]:" Do not lie and ... after every little thing "[which by ... is replaced, I can not understand]
young man 1: is "a. .. this means that my crisis is over "
Putin " I do not think we should cover her head with ashes, flogged with chains - "
young man 1: "What should I do now?"
Putin: "How to do it with us in some places says: awl into the wall and to the side [no idea what's that expression ... I think, comes from the criminal slang ... Perhaps as a weapon meant Ahle]
jM 1: "Thank Thanks!
RD: "Has it helped? If your crisis is now gone, "
jM 1: " Yes, I feel - I feel - like a bike?. These words - they - they will take me - "
RD: " Feel penetrate the vertical in you? As Ihen - manifested through the "
jM: " I feel like I might be saved "
II)
JM2: " Good day, VV, my name is Yuri I am a student, and - you understand, this is so - For years I was suffering from a cold. Please advise me something "
P. " She born yet in the nose, [good, very friendly ... Do not forget that all these quotes were said in public] what you scrape out there? - Completely incomprehensible. Excuse the rudeness. But that's annoying! So many years have passed! "
RD: " Do you feel that you helped this Council
JM2: "Yes feel, as I begin to breathe with all my heart !
RD: "Their crisis is over. Putin is on you "
JM2: " VV, I am with on your side "
RD: !" Putin is with you! "
III)
JM3. " Good day My name is Vsevolod, I am a psychologist. Dear VV! Since you and D. A [would be the current President Medvedev address] the law has changed, how shall I say it - it's as if all was lost my points of reference. I am not, not at all well. Please tell me if this is in my head or on the Constitution is Thank you. "
P. " The brain should be replaced, not our constitution! The brain! "[This sentence is from Putin on the issue of term extension has been said. He was - of course - strictly against it, so bad that he had insulted his ministers, this impulsive man. So direct!. But we go further -
Aplaus and customary "medical jurisdictions", and then the audience with the wetted according to the leader charged (with positive energy, that is) water]
IV)
JM.4. " Basically I do not know more, as my name. I suffer from the progressive exhaustion of the brain - Forgiveness of mental weakness. I have to ask more and more, to which there are no answers. Non once more the doctors know what to say. They thought I should have someone to read the diagnosis. I have brought you, you! "
RD: " They have even brought a paper "
j.? M.4: "Yeah, maybe you can -"
P. "Nonsense! Everything from the nasal smears taken, and thus the wiper "
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